The Ultimate Cock-Block was an award given by William Welles and Tom Lewek throughout their time at Hamilton. Chris Rand had won the award for several years in a row until Apolon won with a large upset in winter '08.
Apolon Victory
The committee decided that Chris Rand's cock-blocks were so abrupt and bizarre that if played right, could actually bring you closer to the woman in question.
The cock-blocking style of Apolon however was slow, painful, and mostly defined by his lingering presence and refusal to take any clues that you need him to leave so you can hook up with a girl.
He has been known to stay up until sunrise to prevent any chance for hooking up. It is unclear if this is part of Apolon's cluelessness or his subtle treachery.