Chris Rand or Crivram is a mineral taste. He is also a film editor and filmmann. He invented the spiky torpedo and lived with Tom Lewek for a while in Milbank 12. During this period, it was funny to see him walk next to Shimsham. He used to have a blowdryer, but then he shaved his head and went to Prague "because it was time." Chris Rand's actions or vocalizations were often met with an exclamation of his name "ChrisRand" in a manner akin to Steve Holt. He now resides in the definitely-not-Williamsburg part of Brooklyn. It is unclear if he understands 'jokes'.
He works with Will Welles on Astrolab FIlms projects and was integral to the production of Patrick Hutchins.
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